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Dirty Rascal

by Duncan on September 29, 2013 at 12:28 am
Posted In: Comic
Anything offensive you think you might have read, you thought of yourself.

I lied, I really do hate O’Brien :P  Only kidding, I’m just being mean to him, like all the DS9 writers.

There is nothing wrong here, because (A) Nothing happened, you’re the one who imagined it, you sick, sick person, and (B) they are both adults, and married. With a child. If anything this is just like being doppeled into a monkey like in the classic movie Overdrawn At The Memory Bank.

Speaking of classic 80’s movies, the Tom Hanks movie “Big” heavily implies that twelve-year-old-in-adult-body Josh gets laid. But that’s okay, he’s a boy, that way around seems to be fine. Fat-Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round.

I have far too many readers now, lets see how many I can upset, and if I’m allowed to make comics ever again :P

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Cancelled

by Duncan on September 19, 2013 at 7:47 pm
Posted In: Comic
Just a small taste of armageddon.

I’ve had a few thousand more visitors than usual this week, and most of them seem to think I hate Chief O’Brien. . . quick put up a new comic :P Reddit is a cruel master. With any luck I’ll soon become popular enough to receive a cease-and-desist from Paramount and I can stop making these. I jest of course. I have another Chief O’Brien comic safely stored away in my brain that will definitely be the last comic I’m ever allowed to make.

This week I have mostly been re-watching the awesome Space:Above & Beyond. I would make a comic about it but nobody remembers it, and those that do thought it was silly. Alas, there was only one season thanks to short-sighted studio-execs. You’d think just once they’d take a chance. <AI Noise>

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Hail to the Chief

by Duncan on September 15, 2013 at 9:52 pm
Posted In: Comic
As we used to call him, The Only Chief in Starfleet

As we used to call him, The Only Chief in Starfleet.

Time for some random linkage. Somehow I’ve managed to avoid discovering http://larptrek.com until now. I am amused, even if they are still ranked above me in the all-important “Star Trek Webcomic” Google-search.

Also, if you’ve never seen it you absolutely must read painful amounts of “Fashion It So” , a curious blog that disects all the random fashion choices in episodes of TNG. You wouldn’t think it from the description, but it is really laugh-out-loud funny, despite (and because of) the subject matter. They’ve covered a ton of episodes, but for a random start point you could do worse than http://sttngfashion.tumblr.com/post/43516128284/11001001-1-15.

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My Step-Führer is an Alien

by Duncan on September 12, 2013 at 11:17 pm
Posted In: Comic
Yes, I thought of the title first.

It’s scary how at-ease Kirk looks in his SS uniform. I also love the standard away-mission procedure in these situations. . . . beam down, find something to cover up Spock’s ears.

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Wargames

by Duncan on August 12, 2013 at 7:50 pm
Posted In: Comic
Quoi?! Captain Picard's French you know. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?

Ferrengi ships look delicious, and Captain Picard loves them for breakfast, instead of that fancy stuff Beverly keeps bringing. Of course, he’d never say anything. . . (Season 7, “Attached”)

Sometimes you just have to make comics in which Picard is badass.

Peak Performance is one of my favourite episodes, at least from the early seasons. It has silly space-combat, silly Ferrengi, and finger-wiggling games. That is all.

If you haven’t played with it yet, have a look at the random toy I made at http://evilpicard.com/suggestions . . . it’s not exactly finished, but it amused me :P

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Input

by Duncan on August 7, 2013 at 8:35 pm
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I imagined what might happen if Short Circuit happened today. . . I figure the internet would make Number 5 cry.

Today’s comic is rated “I” for immaturity. It is technically sci-fi and you can’t stop me :P

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Censored

by Duncan on August 4, 2013 at 9:05 pm
Posted In: Comic
If the holodeck is censored, Riker will just have to resort to the holographic harp women in his quarters. At least we won't have to buy Geordi a new mop.

You might think that I was trying to say something about internet censorship, that pornography and bad language is not as important as violence. . .but you’d be wrong. I’m just making bad comics.

Also, look, another comic, that’s two. In a row.

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Reboot

by Duncan on July 29, 2013 at 10:04 pm
Posted In: Comic
JJ Abrams makes everything better. No, wait, the other thing.

Arrghhh, too much meme all at once, my eyes, it burns!  (The goggles, they do nothing…)

We are back, all shiny, new and rebooted. Progress. My best friend wished that Evil Picard would return, and it was within my power.

Also, I have a tumblr now, because it is fashionable and I like to share random stuff.

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Fuel

by Duncan on April 23, 2012 at 4:00 am
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Fuel

Don’t ask, I’m as confused as you are.

Well, okay, I reserve the right to occasionally wander off into things other than Star Trek. Consider yourselves warned :P

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Friend Finder

by Duncan on April 20, 2012 at 4:00 am
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I love lifeforms, I love every kind of lifeform, I just want to scan for them but I can't, can't scan every lifeform.

I’ve long had a difficult time understanding the lack of emotion – originally of Spock and Vulcans in general, but even moreso of Data. Without emotion, I struggle to see where the root of desire is formed – why does Tuvok get up every morning if he has no desire to achieve anything and no fear of getting in trouble? With Vulcans of course there is emotion – they are just suppressed rather than acted upon. Actually the very idea that Vulcans have no emotions is plain silly – they display more annoyance with others than any other creature in the galaxy.

But with Data, where supposedly there is no emotion at all, now I really struggle to understand what would drive such a person. For a character without emotion, Data is shown to enjoy doing a lot of stuff – holodeck jaunts as Sherlock Holmes for instance. The first couple of seasons in particular show lots of random stuff making Data smile.

Strangest of all, Data is programmed for sex but has no emotions or, presumably, libido. Huh. An Android with a libido is like the mule with a spinning wheel. Nobody knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it. I guess Tasha didn’t complain.

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