This is of course the Klingon game of choice. If it were the Ferrengi then they’d be playing Monopoly, and the Romulans – as Picard says, its always a chess game with them.

I’m starting to feel bad . . . it’s not that I want to paint Troi as thick, it just kind of happens. I would rather paint her in chocolate body-paint. My apologies too for doing two Observation Lounge comics in a row. The crew need to get out more – maybe hit them over the head with some spatial anomalies.

And now I must be going – I have a dispute with the Cardassians, and I’m going to be Professor Plum.