Posts Tagged ‘Jean Luc’
I lied, I really do hate O’Brien :P Only kidding, I’m just being mean to him, like all the DS9 writers.
There is nothing wrong here, because (A) Nothing happened, you’re the one who imagined it, you sick, sick person, and (B) they are both adults, and married. With a child. If anything this is just like being doppeled into a monkey like in the classic movie Overdrawn At The Memory Bank.
Speaking of classic 80’s movies, the Tom Hanks movie “Big” heavily implies that twelve-year-old-in-adult-body Josh gets laid. But that’s okay, he’s a boy, that way around seems to be fine. Fat-Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round.
I have far too many readers now, lets see how many I can upset, and if I’m allowed to make comics ever again :P
I’ve had a few thousand more visitors than usual this week, and most of them seem to think I hate Chief O’Brien. . . quick put up a new comic :P Reddit is a cruel master. With any luck I’ll soon become popular enough to receive a cease-and-desist from Paramount and I can stop making these. I jest of course. I have another Chief O’Brien comic safely stored away in my brain that will definitely be the last comic I’m ever allowed to make.
This week I have mostly been re-watching the awesome Space:Above & Beyond. I would make a comic about it but nobody remembers it, and those that do thought it was silly. Alas, there was only one season thanks to short-sighted studio-execs. You’d think just once they’d take a chance. <AI Noise>
As we used to call him, The Only Chief in Starfleet.
Time for some random linkage. Somehow I’ve managed to avoid discovering http://larptrek.com until now. I am amused, even if they are still ranked above me in the all-important “Star Trek Webcomic” Google-search.
Also, if you’ve never seen it you absolutely must read painful amounts of “Fashion It So” , a curious blog that disects all the random fashion choices in episodes of TNG. You wouldn’t think it from the description, but it is really laugh-out-loud funny, despite (and because of) the subject matter. They’ve covered a ton of episodes, but for a random start point you could do worse than http://sttngfashion.tumblr.com/post/43516128284/11001001-1-15.
Ferrengi ships look delicious, and Captain Picard loves them for breakfast, instead of that fancy stuff Beverly keeps bringing. Of course, he’d never say anything. . . (Season 7, “Attached”)
Sometimes you just have to make comics in which Picard is badass.
Peak Performance is one of my favourite episodes, at least from the early seasons. It has silly space-combat, silly Ferrengi, and finger-wiggling games. That is all.
If you haven’t played with it yet, have a look at the random toy I made at http://evilpicard.com/suggestions . . . it’s not exactly finished, but it amused me :P
You might think that I was trying to say something about internet censorship, that pornography and bad language is not as important as violence. . .but you’d be wrong. I’m just making bad comics.
Also, look, another comic, that’s two. In a row.
Arrghhh, too much meme all at once, my eyes, it burns! (The goggles, they do nothing…)
We are back, all shiny, new and rebooted. Progress. My best friend wished that Evil Picard would return, and it was within my power.
Also, I have a tumblr now, because it is fashionable and I like to share random stuff.
Ahh, Comicpress, my best enemy. (Tell a lie, fried-bread is my best enemy). Anyhow, after much confusion as to why my comic wasn’t showing up, turns out that they don’t show up until after you schedule a post any more – they used to, but now they don’t, so you just think that it’s broken. Ah well, I can live with “working”.
So, once again this morning I tried looking at some Deep Space 9 to see if I could find any funny potential in there for comics, but all I did was end up accidently watching whole episodes, and completely failed to find any of those two Cardassians who stand on a roof on Cardassia Prime all day watching Gul Dukat’s propaganda videos.
So yeah, the Sparks McGee thing. If you haven’t a clue what you just read it’s just kind of a Wil-Wheaton thing that became a bit memetastic, and I’m all for jumping onto bandwagons if it means a comic pops into my head. I’m not too likely to repeat it though, mainly because I suck at photoshopping stetsons onto people.
So, it begins, a glorious 4 days off work thanks to our Lord getting nailed up. First good break I’ve had since Christmas. Maybe this will give me time to get some comics done ahead of time. lol, right, sure.
And the other thing ends and begins anew. Tucked away as I am in a valley we have until now been one of those small pockets of people that was passed over by digital television. In fact, until now we were still living in this National Lampoons’ European Vacation stereotype – “Hey Mom, there’s only 4 channels and no MTV!” So yes, they’ve turned off analogue BBC 2, and suddenly I have a handful of digital channels. So, right now it’s 2am and I’m watching a documentary about post-war steam locomotives on the then newly nationalised British Railways, on BBC4 no less. Geek.
Also I updated WordPress and things were broken for a while, but I think it’s okay now. At least I am able to post a new comic.